Bruce Wayne IS NOT BATMAN!!! Leave the damn man alone! No offense but Bruce Wayne is a fucking idiot
Have any of your seen a single interview with him? The man legitimately didn’t believe narwhals existed
Cut of said interview:
Bruce Wayne: so the sea unicorns are real?!
Honestly Bruce Wayne is THE definition of himbo,I don’t know why ya’ll keep insisting that he’s the bat.
Ok, but remember when the Riddler crashed a Wayne Gala. Bruce decked the first goon to get with 10 feet of his kids.
He’s just a really good parent. If you had your gang of children at a heist you too would drop anyone who approaches them
Look the baseline for Gotham himbo is different from everywhere else. You wouldn’t understand, you’re probably from Metropolis or smth.
As a parent, I second @frostbittenbucky That is simply instinct. I ill personally fight the joker if he threatened my kids. He may win, but he would not come out unscathed. Bruce Wayne is just a mother hen doing his best
I’ve seen Bruce Wayne stutter when trying to buy hot dogs from a vendor on main street outside his office, anyone who says him and the bat are the same has to be on something.
but the butts are the same
Are you seriously going on the fact that their butts are the same? That’s creepy af! Now you’re sexualising both of them >:(
Thank you!!!111!1!!!! Disgusting 😤
Honestly the theory of Bruce Wayne being Batman it’s simply ridiculous, the guy is well intended trying to give jobs to people but he can’t be Batman, he doesn’t know the difference between buying a Netflix subscription or buying Netflix
Are we honestly thinking the guy that locked his keys in his cars 4x last year, that we know of, is batman? This man cannot even remember how to spell AAA for roadside service, he definitely is NOT batman.
Are we saying that the guy who started crying when he got lost in the supermarket after they remodeled and he was separated from his youngest child is batman??? Really?? Didn’t Damian end up making an announcement to try and find his dad??
Isn’t Batman an excellent actor? Couldn’t he be pretending as “Bruce Wayne” to be a complete idiot? And it can’t be cheap being the Batman. I’m just saying that if you ignore the obfuscation, it’s clear that Batman is using “Bruce Wayne” as a disguise. There’s probably no real Bruce Wayne at all, just some rich kid that after his parents died went off and died of a drug overdose or something.
Listen every time I see the tired “Bruce Wayne is the Bat” “joke” “theory” I roll my eyes. Because we’re missing the obvious. Look at the Planet’s website. Look at their reporters. All fairly small looking people with the exception of one who’s fucking built like a wall. You know the one I’m talking about.
Think about it? Clark Kent is only seen during the day. Batman at night. Knows lots of things based on his job as a reporter. The uhhhh physique. Plus think about it. When you think of it, biggest distinguishing features of Kent? Aside from the build which can’t be hidden to easily, the glasses, and the “aww shucks I’m just a simple boy who loves women” voice. What does Batman have? Obviously disguised voice and upper face. Think through it.
YES!!
THANK YOU!!
Finally someone stating the obvious! Clark Kent couldn’t more obviously be Batman. All you “Bruce Wayne is the Bat” conspiracy theorists need to open your eyes. Bruce Wayne? Batman?? Are you kidding? My friend works for Wayne enterprises and they’ve lost count of how many times they’ve had to tell him, THE OWNER OF THE WHOLE COMPANY, where to find boardroom B, or where the cafeteria is, or “does this elevator go to all the floors?” Y’all really think this is the same guy finding his way around Gotham at night IN A MASK?
Meanwhile we’ve seen numerous times where Clark Kent has been on the scene faster even than the police, clearly this man knows his way around.
“Bruce Wayne is Batman” smh
Also Bruce has what, 6, 7 kids now? We all know he doesn’t have a nanny. Sure he has that butler guy, but he is practically 90. You are telling me Bruce Wayne can run an entire company, be a single father to 6 kids, AND have the energy to fight bad guys at night? Absolute nonsense. Do we forget the collage of tired dad Bruce the tabloid ran just last week from all of his sighs from his kids’ shenanigans. He is trying his best, you guys just want to put single moms on a pedestal and forget that dads can be exhausted too!
You know who doesn’t run an entire conglomerate and manage a house of 9? Clark Kent. Obviously the posters above get it. He has the build, the look, the excuse with his job, and more importantly- THE TIME!
#ClarkKentIsBatman
Where is Clark Kent getting the time? He works in Metropolis, he lives in Metropolis, he is constantly investigating and reporting on stories in Metropolis. After a solid day at his day job, what, you’re suggesting he commutes to Gotham to prowl all night as the Batman? When would he sleep? Look at him, he never doesn’t look rested. Clark Kent can’t be Batman, I’m sorry. The build fits, but the logistics just don’t line up.
It’s not Wayne either, though. I was at that Wayne fundraiser last month when Freeze’s gang kicked in the doors. Bruce spent the whole thing in a coat closet, thinking it was the back-up panic room.
Superman gives Clark Kent rides to and from Gotham. He’s just nice like that.
And Kent has plenty of time? Does anyone really know where he is when he’s out “investigating” the “news”?
Anyway, he’s not the award-winner at the Planet, is he?
So you’re saying Clark Kent moonlights as a nigh-mythical vigilante in another state, under the nose of one of the best investigative journalists in the world, with the help of the guy half of her stories are about? And that still leaves the question of when he sleeps! That is not the smile of a man who needs caffeine to greet the day, he’s sleeping well.
These people just want Clark Kent to be Batman because they want Batman to be hot.
My cat’s body is so loose and saggy that he blended in perfectly with a sweater on the ground. When my mom was cleaning up, she thought he was part of the sweater and grabbed him. :(
Arataki Itto truly appeals to everyone in the genshin community. He’s a himbo. He’s a monster. He’s a thot. He’s a white haired anime boy. He has the range
Zhongli - Househusband (work at home dad) Ningguang - Businesswoman mom (CEO or something) Albedo - Genius son Noelle - Hardworkin daughter Itto - That annoying uncle you can’t help but like Gorou - The pet
/jk
Edit, I just realized, now with Gorou and Itto, there were literally no genuinely human geo male lmao. Zhongli being elemental geo creature something, Albedo being Homunculus, Gorou being part Shiba dog, and Itto being Oni descent. I know the archons aren’t the one that gave Vision. But really, whoever gave geo vision has certainly unique taste.
Ps: I guess Azhdaha technically count as sentient geo alligned creature?
what we know of arataki itto bc this man is a legend:
- has oni blood flowing through his veins and an extremely competitive spirit
- is the leader of a gang! we only know of one other member, “kuki ninja” - she’s mentioned in sayu’s voicelines
- has a huge one sided rivalry with kujou sara, challenging her in the many bulletin boards in inazuma after his vision was taken under the decree
- always signs with a different title in between his family and given names, such as “The Strongest”, “The Supreme” and “The Oni Sumo King”
- enjoys playing with kids. when he wins, he takes their snacks
- he’s always getting yoimiya to enter friendly competitions when they’re entertaining the kids, such as who can drink a bowl of ramen soup in one go
- speaking of yoimiya, he keeps buying trinkets at her store to challenge sara with
- enjoys and plans to set up a bug-fighting dojo
- once bet with a “lady with kitsune ears” (possibly yae miko) on who could eat the most kitsune ramen. kitsune ramen had fried tofu, including beans, on it. onis are allergic to beans, so he almost died. he won the bet.
